Today, for some reason (TGIM?), the BBC had some really awesome, brainless, insightful headlines today:
US banknotes show cocaine traces: Barfitating, sickitating, grossitating. Cocaine sucks. But on 95% of bills?
Belgian girl’s tattoo ‘nightmare’: Someone fucked up.
Moderate drinking ‘boosts bones’: And my doctor wants me to take a calcium supplement. As if.
Oh shit gotta run…my 4-year-old is cutting her own hair!