WTF Mondays.

Today, for some reason (TGIM?), the BBC had some really awesome, brainless, insightful headlines today:

Twitter tweets 40% babble: we needed a media outlet to tell us this? How does one validate an observation like: “It’s raining.” Is that babble if P Diddy is tweeting it?

US banknotes show cocaine traces: Barfitating, sickitating, grossitating. Cocaine sucks. But on 95% of bills?

Belgian girl’s tattoo ‘nightmare’: Someone fucked up.

Moderate drinking ‘boosts bones’: And my doctor wants me to take a calcium supplement. As if.

Oh shit gotta run…my 4-year-old is cutting her own hair!