Today, for some reason (TGIM?), the BBC had some really awesome, brainless, insightful headlines today:
Twitter tweets 40% babble: we needed a media outlet to tell us this? How does one validate an observation like: “It’s raining.” Is that babble if P Diddy is tweeting it?
US banknotes show cocaine traces: Barfitating, sickitating, grossitating. Cocaine sucks. But on 95% of bills?
Belgian girl’s tattoo ‘nightmare’: Someone fucked up.
Moderate drinking ‘boosts bones’: And my doctor wants me to take a calcium supplement. As if.
Oh shit gotta run…my 4-year-old is cutting her own hair!
Slow news week? Maybe, but animal interest stories always please the crowd. Check out this cat that waits for its owner a mile away for a car ride home. Less cute and more bizarre is an Indian man who wed a dog to break a curse. And they went all out; this was a serious ceremony…not like they just signed some papers before a judge. Flower petal confetti and a reception with sweets and everything.